I HOPE IT'S NOT THE GELATIN. PROBABLY EVERYBODY'S EATEN SOME OF THAT, IF ONLY IN FOOD FIGHTS.
[He's eaten more than that, between feeling pressured by good manners and trying to figure out the appeal. And he doesn't need any gigantic growth spurts that leave him hitting his head on ceilings.]
THOSE MURDEROUS REINDEER -DID- LOOK BIG...
[It's probably because of the gore. Like a superhero falling in a radioactive pit and gaining superpowers, getting splashed with reindeer gore makes you tall. After a couple weeks.]
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PROBABLY EVERYBODY'S EATEN SOME OF THAT, IF ONLY IN FOOD FIGHTS.
[He's eaten more than that, between feeling pressured by good manners and trying to figure out the appeal. And he doesn't need any gigantic growth spurts that leave him hitting his head on ceilings.]
THOSE MURDEROUS REINDEER -DID- LOOK BIG...
[It's probably because of the gore. Like a superhero falling in a radioactive pit and gaining superpowers, getting splashed with reindeer gore makes you tall. After a couple weeks.]