OH, THEY ENFORCE NEIGHBORHOOD AESTHETICS. THEY'VE TALKED ME OUT OF DECORATING MY YARD, A FEW TIMES...
[Which is to say, he started digging his yard up to make some old-fashioned puzzles to deter future zombies, and they came around to make disapproving sounds at him until he patted the grass back into place.]
I'M PRETTY SURE, THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SET THE ZOMBIES LOOSE. DID YOU NOTICE? ON HALLOWEEN. THE WET TRICK-OR-TREATERS ONLY WENT AFTER HOUSES, WITHOUT JACK-O-LANTERNS. AND THE MURDERY REINDEER STOPPED AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS... A WELL-DECORATED AND LIT HOME IS A HAPPY HOME!!
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THEY'VE TALKED ME OUT OF DECORATING MY YARD, A FEW TIMES...
[Which is to say, he started digging his yard up to make some old-fashioned puzzles to deter future zombies, and they came around to make disapproving sounds at him until he patted the grass back into place.]
I'M PRETTY SURE, THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SET THE ZOMBIES LOOSE.
DID YOU NOTICE? ON HALLOWEEN.
THE WET TRICK-OR-TREATERS ONLY WENT AFTER HOUSES, WITHOUT JACK-O-LANTERNS.
AND THE MURDERY REINDEER STOPPED AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS...
A WELL-DECORATED AND LIT HOME IS A HAPPY HOME!!