text @PAPYRUS - HHA Luncheon

[spaghettimonster]

I HOPE EVERYBODY'S EXCITED ABOUT THE LUNCHEON TOMORROW!!!!

WITH THE HHA GOING DOOR TO DOOR.
TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ABOUT IT...
I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG ACTIVITY.
A MUST-SEE FEBRUARY EVENT.

DOES EVERYONE HAVE SOME GOOD, CASUALLY FORMAL ATTIRE ARRANGED???

[After getting bullied into a different outfit at the Christmas Gala, he'd rather get a sense of what everyone else is planning to wear. And, while he's at it, doubly ensure that everyone has heard of the event - and caught on to the implied importance of going.]

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[spaghettimonster]

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY CAN!
AND IF THEY CAN'T. BUT CAN READ THIS.
MAYBE THEY CAN LET US KNOW THAT.

I'M SURE NOBODY WOULD BE MAD IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
A VERY ELABORATE ACCIDENT WITH A LOT OF PHOTOGRAPHY.

[Doubtful on all counts. But maybe someone will fall for the bait of wanting to explain themselves.]

[ribticklers]

so i get breadsticks AND a nap AND i don't do chores?
sounds good to me

[spaghettimonster]

STOP???

[ribticklers]

stop doing chores?
ok

[spaghettimonster]

UGH.
I'M HANGING UP NOW.

[ribticklers]

see you at lunch

[purplejaguareye]

Why not just wear whatever you want? I'm sure they'll let you in regardless of what you wear.

[Aren't they all robot people here anyway? What are they gonna do really?]

[spaghettimonster]

WELL.
THE DRESS CODE FOR THE CHRISTMAS GALA, WAS VERY ENFORCED.

[purplejaguareye]

It was? Maybe I should've showed up in my PJs and see what they would've had to say.

[Though she wouldn't have gotten to snoop around if she did that... not that she found anything.]

[spaghettimonster]

IF MY EXPERIENCES WERE ANY SIGN,
THEY WOULD HAVE OFFERED A DIFFERENT OUTFIT TO WEAR.
AND SOME PUNCH, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR IT.

[Spiked punch, by the look of it, rather than anybody's fists. But he hadn't wanted to test the matter, that day. Not with Halloween still so fresh in his memory.]

[thotsandprayers]

I'm looking forward to it.

[13thcommander]

Of course.

If you get to the luncheon a little early, I can meet you there and help with your tie.

[sunborne]

They better because they'll be the new and improved versions of those weird cookie houses. They were okay but I'm sure they can be improved with bread.

I'll make sure to credit you when they become the biggest thing since filtered water. You deserve a lot of recognition for making this idea come alive. [ wait what was that about filtered water, daylight- ]

[spaghettimonster]

IN THAT CASE, I'LL BE FASHIONABLY EARLY.

[Unlike his brother, who will likely be unfashionably late. But at least he'll probably be wearing real shoes.]

[spaghettimonster]

[Search Papyrus, he had no idea filtered water was popular. But Daylight's mentioned a few interesting things on the network, so whatever name he's given his Earth, it must have had some other trendy things happening.]

YEAH, MAKE SURE YOU DO!!
AND I'LL KEEP FORWARDING YOU MY BRILLIANT IDEAS.
FOR STARTERS: PESTO IS A GREAT SEASONING,
TO USE IN DECORATING BREAD GREENERY.
AND ROSEMARY COULD MAKE THE MOST REALISTIC PINE TREES, WITH REAL NEEDLES.

[The edibility of this art might leave something to be desired, but that's not really the aim, is it?]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

oh I know I wouldn't be mad if it was an accident!
I'd just have a few words to give whoever caused it!
And if you speak up now I'll make them as nice as possible

( 1/2, real tag. )

[sunborne]

[ now they’re talking.

something occurs to daylight and he thinks it’s such a good idea that he needs to share it with papyrus. he does deserve credit for this and a chance if he wants to take this up: ]

Okay. Hear me out on this: One of us should pitch this to the HHA.

We’ve got to get on their good side if we want to figure out the mysteries of this place or get in with the locals, you know? What’s a better way than suggesting one of the greatest things ever suggested?

( 2/2, gag tag. )

[sunborne]

[ probably daylight, after he sends that message to papyrus:

]

[spaghettimonster]

YEAH!!

...

. . .

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HALF-LIFE OF THE NICENESS IS,
BUT THE SOONER IS PROBABLY THE BETTER.

[Hint hint, to any eavesdroppers reading this.]

[spaghettimonster]

[What a notion. What a gamble. Bringing this idea to the bigwigs themselves, almost as soon as Daylight and Papyrus have brainstormed it, without even an example in tow to show off? But if it pays off...]

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO JUMP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY.
SHOW THEM WE'VE GOT THE STUFF TO REALLY IMPRESS!

I'LL GET SOME BAKING SOME BREADSTICKS TONIGHT.
THE BETTER TO GET DOWN TO SOME ARTISANAL CRAFTING.

gagtag

[spaghettimonster]

[It's just fearsome geniuses all around.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Oh trust me, it's ending FAST.





oh come on.

[spaghettimonster]

I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK, TOO.


WELL. I GUESS.
THERE'S NOTHING SAYING THAT ANY EAVESDROPPERS, EVEN HAVE KEYBOARDS OF THEIR OWN.
IF SOMEBODY'S READING THIS BUT CAN'T REPLY...
THE GREAT PAPYRUS FORGIVES YOU, FOR NOT REPLYING.

[Not necessarily the rest of anything. But that little part, okay.]

[sunborne]

[ the fact this is happening is amazing and horrifying electrifying. daylight pumps a fist ion the air, excited that the ball is rolling when it comes to courting the hha.

with delicious breadsticks at that. ]

Awesome! I hope you get the recognition you deserve. If you need help in it or anything, let me know? We gotta put our best foot forward with this idea. [ first impressions are important, after all, and an amazing invention like this deserves the best of the best. ]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

If you can read this GET A KEYBOARD