Text, un: Anduin Wrynn

[shalamayne]

Greetings to all who read this.

I would first and foremost like to extend my gratitude to those who reside here, to give my thanks to those who have helped me settle in this place. I find many things to be strange and trying to learn them in such an environment has often proved to be tricky. I see there are people here helping others and that alone gives me hope.

Are you all doing well? All things considered, anyone could be forgiven for feeling a little under the weather.

I suppose it is common courtesy to ask a question of things unknown on this thing and I will not deny that I am always curious to know such things. So, if you are comfortable then please leave a message here with a random truth about yourselves. Nothing is too vague.

Comments

@Archer, text

[undiagnosed]

My name is Gator McKlusky
I was serving time in prison for a moonshine operation and my brother Donny was recently murdered
Now I'm out for revenge

text @wrynn

[shalamayne]

That certainly is something. Though I must ask how your revenge seems to be going in this place.

[undiagnosed]

Probably a lot better when I find a corrupt sheriff to beat the shit out of
Or a moonshine operation to run for
I'm not picky

[shalamayne]

I see. For what it is worth I am sorry for your loss.

"Moonshine"? Which kind of moonshine are you talking of?

[undiagnosed]

The alcohol
What else?

[shalamayne]

I had a feeling it was that and not the literal sense, though it is best to double check these things.

[undiagnosed]

How the hell am I gonna get literal moonshine when the moonlanding hasn't happened yet
Mirrors??

[shalamayne]

There's always a way, but those who follow the Goddess of the Moon would know better than I.

Moon landing?

1/2

[undiagnosed]

That whole thing where NASA landed people on the moon it's like eight years from now if this even is 1961 which I doubt

[undiagnosed]

[................,,,,]

Is she hot?

[shalamayne]

How do you know which moon? Is there only the one?

[ .... Anduin at least thinks about the question.]

I will admit, I have never given it much thought and I would be hard pushed to describe them.

[undiagnosed]

What? Yes, there's only one

[...okay OTHER planets in the solar system have more than one moon but archer never really give much of a shit about astronomy like that.]

Could be hot or could be a cultist, can't decide

[shalamayne]

Then at least the moon landing knows which one to head to.

I don't believe the White Lady could be considered a cult....

What is your home like?

[undiagnosed]

I don't know
I'm picturing something like Venus
That's pretty hot

What do you mean what is my home like? It's the same as yours [because everyone here is from earth, yes? yes.] Just not in this shitty decade

[shalamayne]

Venus?

I would suppose we are in the same place now, though I get the feeling we did not arrive here from anywhere similar.

[undiagnosed]

De Milo

Yeah honestly you sound like you might be British like that other guy