text @PAPYRUS - HHA Luncheon

[spaghettimonster]

I HOPE EVERYBODY'S EXCITED ABOUT THE LUNCHEON TOMORROW!!!!

WITH THE HHA GOING DOOR TO DOOR.
TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ABOUT IT...
I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG ACTIVITY.
A MUST-SEE FEBRUARY EVENT.

DOES EVERYONE HAVE SOME GOOD, CASUALLY FORMAL ATTIRE ARRANGED???

[After getting bullied into a different outfit at the Christmas Gala, he'd rather get a sense of what everyone else is planning to wear. And, while he's at it, doubly ensure that everyone has heard of the event - and caught on to the implied importance of going.]

Comments

[feudalladyshandmaid]

yeah,

[spaghettimonster]

'YEAH' IS ONE WORD FOR IT...

[feudalladyshandmaid]

sure is
no I can't leave that there
this whole thing doesnt feel right to me

[spaghettimonster]

THEY -COULD- USE A LITTLE FEEDBACK ON THEIR INVITATION TECHNIQUES.
TO BE A LITTLE LESS CREEPY.
OR TO BE WAY MORE CREEPY, REALLY LEAN INTO IT.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

You want it to be creepier ?

how could it be creepier than this?

[spaghettimonster]

FOR STARTERS: THEY COULD LEAVE NOTES
...
. . .
YOU KNOW WHAT.
I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
IN CASE THE ANSWERS WOULD GET BACK TO ANYONE.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

...Yeah, you're right.
never know who might be listening in
and could MAYBE LET US ALL GO HOME?

[spaghettimonster]

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY CAN!
AND IF THEY CAN'T. BUT CAN READ THIS.
MAYBE THEY CAN LET US KNOW THAT.

I'M SURE NOBODY WOULD BE MAD IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
A VERY ELABORATE ACCIDENT WITH A LOT OF PHOTOGRAPHY.

[Doubtful on all counts. But maybe someone will fall for the bait of wanting to explain themselves.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

oh I know I wouldn't be mad if it was an accident!
I'd just have a few words to give whoever caused it!
And if you speak up now I'll make them as nice as possible

[spaghettimonster]

YEAH!!

...

. . .

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HALF-LIFE OF THE NICENESS IS,
BUT THE SOONER IS PROBABLY THE BETTER.

[Hint hint, to any eavesdroppers reading this.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Oh trust me, it's ending FAST.





oh come on.

[spaghettimonster]

I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK, TOO.


WELL. I GUESS.
THERE'S NOTHING SAYING THAT ANY EAVESDROPPERS, EVEN HAVE KEYBOARDS OF THEIR OWN.
IF SOMEBODY'S READING THIS BUT CAN'T REPLY...
THE GREAT PAPYRUS FORGIVES YOU, FOR NOT REPLYING.

[Not necessarily the rest of anything. But that little part, okay.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

If you can read this GET A KEYBOARD