text @PAPYRUS - HHA Luncheon

[spaghettimonster]

I HOPE EVERYBODY'S EXCITED ABOUT THE LUNCHEON TOMORROW!!!!

WITH THE HHA GOING DOOR TO DOOR.
TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ABOUT IT...
I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG ACTIVITY.
A MUST-SEE FEBRUARY EVENT.

DOES EVERYONE HAVE SOME GOOD, CASUALLY FORMAL ATTIRE ARRANGED???

[After getting bullied into a different outfit at the Christmas Gala, he'd rather get a sense of what everyone else is planning to wear. And, while he's at it, doubly ensure that everyone has heard of the event - and caught on to the implied importance of going.]

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[spaghettimonster]

A TAILORED SUIT WITH A MESSY TIE.
FORMAL AND CASUAL AT ONCE.
MATCH THAT WITH SOME MISMATCHED SOCKS, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY GOOD TO GO.

[This is not what casual formal means, but he's sticking to the bit.]

[sunborne]

That sounds good! Hopefully, I get to show off my rebel side and still get access to these magical breadsticks.

If these are really endless, I might end up taking a few of them back to my place and try to stockpile on them.

[ are you joking, daylight? please be joking, daylight. what are you going to do with smuggled breadsticks? ]

[spaghettimonster]

A BREADSTOCKPILE...

[Punnery aside, what would he do with smuggled breadsticks? There's bound to be options.]

YOU KNOW, IF THEY'RE VERY HARD, YOU COULD USE THEM AS A BUILDING MATERIAL.
LIKE FOR A MOUSE-SIZED LOG CABIN!

[Hopefully nobody gets arrested as a result of this.]

[sunborne]

[ oh no— that answer really slaps for daylight. ]

Oh wow, that’s a super cool idea! I remember there were these cookie houses in the Christmas Village. Made of something called gingerbread, apparently?

Something like that but with Uliveto's breadsticks!

[spaghettimonster]

OH YEAH. THEY HAD THOSE DURING CHRISTMAS, DIDN'T THEY?

[That sours the idea a little bit, if he's being honest with himself. Thankfully, he doesn't have to be honest with anyone else.]

WELL, THIS IS THE IMPROVED VERSION!
THE SAVORY VILLAGE SENSATION SWEEPING THE NATION!!!
I'M SURE THEY'D LOVE TO SEE OUR IDEAS.

[sunborne]

They better because they'll be the new and improved versions of those weird cookie houses. They were okay but I'm sure they can be improved with bread.

I'll make sure to credit you when they become the biggest thing since filtered water. You deserve a lot of recognition for making this idea come alive. [ wait what was that about filtered water, daylight- ]

[spaghettimonster]

[Search Papyrus, he had no idea filtered water was popular. But Daylight's mentioned a few interesting things on the network, so whatever name he's given his Earth, it must have had some other trendy things happening.]

YEAH, MAKE SURE YOU DO!!
AND I'LL KEEP FORWARDING YOU MY BRILLIANT IDEAS.
FOR STARTERS: PESTO IS A GREAT SEASONING,
TO USE IN DECORATING BREAD GREENERY.
AND ROSEMARY COULD MAKE THE MOST REALISTIC PINE TREES, WITH REAL NEEDLES.

[The edibility of this art might leave something to be desired, but that's not really the aim, is it?]

( 1/2, real tag. )

[sunborne]

[ now they’re talking.

something occurs to daylight and he thinks it’s such a good idea that he needs to share it with papyrus. he does deserve credit for this and a chance if he wants to take this up: ]

Okay. Hear me out on this: One of us should pitch this to the HHA.

We’ve got to get on their good side if we want to figure out the mysteries of this place or get in with the locals, you know? What’s a better way than suggesting one of the greatest things ever suggested?

[spaghettimonster]

[What a notion. What a gamble. Bringing this idea to the bigwigs themselves, almost as soon as Daylight and Papyrus have brainstormed it, without even an example in tow to show off? But if it pays off...]

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE HAVE TO JUMP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY.
SHOW THEM WE'VE GOT THE STUFF TO REALLY IMPRESS!

I'LL GET SOME BAKING SOME BREADSTICKS TONIGHT.
THE BETTER TO GET DOWN TO SOME ARTISANAL CRAFTING.

[sunborne]

[ the fact this is happening is amazing and horrifying electrifying. daylight pumps a fist ion the air, excited that the ball is rolling when it comes to courting the hha.

with delicious breadsticks at that. ]

Awesome! I hope you get the recognition you deserve. If you need help in it or anything, let me know? We gotta put our best foot forward with this idea. [ first impressions are important, after all, and an amazing invention like this deserves the best of the best. ]

( 2/2, gag tag. )

[sunborne]

[ probably daylight, after he sends that message to papyrus:

]

gagtag

[spaghettimonster]

[It's just fearsome geniuses all around.]