text @PAPYRUS - HHA Luncheon

[spaghettimonster]

I HOPE EVERYBODY'S EXCITED ABOUT THE LUNCHEON TOMORROW!!!!

WITH THE HHA GOING DOOR TO DOOR.
TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ABOUT IT...
I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG ACTIVITY.
A MUST-SEE FEBRUARY EVENT.

DOES EVERYONE HAVE SOME GOOD, CASUALLY FORMAL ATTIRE ARRANGED???

[After getting bullied into a different outfit at the Christmas Gala, he'd rather get a sense of what everyone else is planning to wear. And, while he's at it, doubly ensure that everyone has heard of the event - and caught on to the implied importance of going.]

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[spaghettimonster]

I AM, IT'S TRUE.

I'M ALSO GENIUS ENOUGH TO KNOW, THEY PROBABLY DON'T WANT BUNNIES IN THEIR RESTAURANT.

[Leave the slippers at home and wear real shoes, Sans.]

[ribticklers]

but they'd probably get mad if i went in just socks

[spaghettimonster]

MAYBE THERE'S SOME BROWN, BREADSTICK-LIKE SLIPPERS YOU COULD TRY.

[You know, like real shoes???]

[ribticklers]

i dunno if i have time to bake breadsticks big enough for my feet

[spaghettimonster]

GOOD POINT. YOU SHOULD SKIP THE BREADSTICKS.
AND STICK YOUR FEET IN LOAFERS OF BREAD.

[ribticklers]

sounds like a good choice for loafing around

[spaghettimonster]

FINALLY, WE'VE FOUND THE PERFECT SHOE FOR YOU!

BUT SERIOUSLY. WEAR REAL SHOES.

[ribticklers]

fine
but only 'cause I want those breadsticks

[Papyrus played along for a while so Sans will inform Papyrus of his plans to wear actual shoes.]

[spaghettimonster]

SO THAT'S YOUR WEAKNESS, HUH...
I PROMISE I WON'T ABUSE THIS KNOWLEDGE.

I DEFINITELY WON'T PUT A BREADSTICK ON A FISHING LINE, AND USE IT TO LURE YOU INTO CHORES.

[Technically speaking, Sans's house and all the associated chores & housework aren't even Papyrus's to deal with. It's Sans, and Lorna, and now Sayori??? But that hasn't stopped him from stopping by occasionally to say hi and wash some dishes.]

[ribticklers]

you've made a crucial mistake
it has to be endless breadsticks

[spaghettimonster]

IT MIGHT BE ENDLESS BREADSTICKS.
YOU WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU FIND OUT.

[ribticklers]

you'd get fed up before i got fed enough

[spaghettimonster]

MAYBE.
OR. MAYBE.
YOU'D FALL ASLEEP FIRST.

[Admittedly, Papyrus would get fed up pretty immediately after that happened. But if he stays patient just long enough, he wins. Or something.]

[ribticklers]

so i get breadsticks AND a nap AND i don't do chores?
sounds good to me

[spaghettimonster]

STOP???

[ribticklers]

stop doing chores?
ok

[spaghettimonster]

UGH.
I'M HANGING UP NOW.

[ribticklers]

see you at lunch