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[undiagnosed]

[a voice crackles in over the radio:] Hey, Blanche Barrow. Tom Jones. Put your idiot Tupperware away. You'll never get that shitty spaghetti sauce stain out of it. Probably tasted like gross water. Use a potato next time, Jesus!

[nice. really pleasant.]

So what's the verdict on people who disappear? Buried in the woods or dissolved in acid? My bet is the woods. Vats of acid are a pain in the ass to get, especially shipped up to some backwards ass town like this. Just a heads up, if you see some extra green grass or a gross dip in the ground then you probably don't wanna start digging.

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If you see vats of acid, though, you can dunk your head into it. You get one freebie. Oh, and Harding? If you're listening in on this, your wife's cheating on you. Eat shit and die, thanks. Over and out.