text; @crowley

[demonicmiracle]

You'll all want to start wearing as much wool clothing as possible.
If you go into the pond, it'll likely save your life.
You're welcome.

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[webdesigned]

( welcome to conversations with Peter Parker. they're either earbleedingly stupid OR so ridiculously scientific, good luck trying to follow. and the earbleeding stupid can sneak into the science. )

i know you're being sarcastic but it'd probably be good information
if we could count on people to answer the survey reliably, and we definitely can't

( hell, he wouldn't even answer his own survey honestly, so how can he expect it from anyone else? )

[demonicmiracle]

You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[Quoting memes that he doesn't even know the origin of is CLEARLY a good use of their time here.

Also he knows this isn't really the internet but hey, it's close enough.]

[webdesigned]

lies on the internet? it's more likely than you think

( he's a millennial, Crowley, DoNT DARe PReSuME he can't meme you into the ground )

[demonicmiracle]

It's bloody tragic these things can't handle images, I'm sure there's a gif for the situation we've found ourselves in

[webdesigned]

you know that one dog sitting in a room on fire? just imagine that one.

( it's not quite as good as linking the actual image, but the spirit is there. )

[demonicmiracle]

Having to describe them makes it a bit tragic, really.

[This is what they're reduced to.]

[webdesigned]

yeah... it's not quite the same

( having to relearn humor before memes existed though sounds like quite a task... what was funny in the 60s?? anything ? ?? ? )