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[demonicmiracle]

You'll all want to start wearing as much wool clothing as possible.
If you go into the pond, it'll likely save your life.
You're welcome.

Comments

[ribticklers]

i don't want to do that much laundry
can you swing one of those hard enough underwater to break ice?

[Sans has no idea. He has never used a pickaxe.]

[demonicmiracle]

Better than hypothermia
Wouldn't have to swing it, could sort of just bash it against the ice, then use it to haul yourself out

@sans since I just realized I never specified his username whoops

[ribticklers]

maybe i'll give it a shot
i'm overdue for my latest dunking anyway
they're probably mad i'm keeping all the doors open now

["They" being "whoever is responsible for this teleportation".]

lmao its ok

[demonicmiracle]

I've only gone under once so far, thankfully

[This is a lie, but — it's complicated.]

You reckon it's a they?

[Genuine question, he's curious about what theories other people have.]

[ribticklers]

i guess it could all be random
but someone probably started everything going
or someones
whatever

[It's a very vague theory, but Sans hasn't been thinking about it too hard.]

[demonicmiracle]

I'd just figured God was cross with me

[Hahaha funny joke.]

But, nah, I doubt it's random. Only wish we could work out who or what's pulling the strings.

[ribticklers]

the mayor's the one who said he made the christmas village, right?
guess you could start there

[demonicmiracle]

That man strikes me as more of a puppet than anything

[ribticklers]

yeah could be
but sometimes people in charge of stuff are just like that

[demonicmiracle]

Fair point
Not sure how we'll find out much from him, seems to always be surrounded by coppers

[ribticklers]

tailing him sounds like a lot of work [So Sans does not want to do it.]
we're stuck here, might as well just hang out and wait to see if anybody else interesting pops up

[So just be lazy. Truly the best solution.]

[demonicmiracle]

That's your grand plan? Just hanging about and seeing what happens?

[Not that he has any great ideas but. listen.]

[ribticklers]

yup
and maybe while i'm doing that someone else will handle it

[demonicmiracle]

Well, I'm glad to hear we've got the best and brightest working on getting us home

[ribticklers]

blame the guys in charge for picking me to drag over here

[demonicmiracle]

You know, I can't fault that logic. Suppose it isn't your fault you're stuck here.