text; @crowley

[demonicmiracle]

You'll all want to start wearing as much wool clothing as possible.
If you go into the pond, it'll likely save your life.
You're welcome.

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[demonicmiracle]

[Caught between being touched by that and thinking it's gross that anyone would consider him soft enough to be an uncle.

So he's just going to not fully address it.]

Yelp reviews written entirely by seven year old children is a brilliant idea, actually.

Likely we all just have shit luck. Unless you've some very exciting secret you're keeping from the class that makes you special.

[webdesigned]

haha right? get those suburban white moms outta there, what does little timmy have to say about this establishment? kids tell you how it is, i bet it'd have some meaningful commentary

( making jokes about yelp is WAY easier than trying to skirt around the slightly knowing inquiry about whether he's special. )

um, nothing that seems likely to be the all encompassing commonality that got us all stuck here, anyway

( that is kinda an inadvertent "yup" on the secret thing, isn't it? whoops. )

[demonicmiracle]

Who gives a shit whether the food is good, I'd like to know what colour crayons a place has.

[This is....... a deeply stupid conversation.]

Back to square one, then. Maybe we ought to do a survey.

[webdesigned]

( welcome to conversations with Peter Parker. they're either earbleedingly stupid OR so ridiculously scientific, good luck trying to follow. and the earbleeding stupid can sneak into the science. )

i know you're being sarcastic but it'd probably be good information
if we could count on people to answer the survey reliably, and we definitely can't

( hell, he wouldn't even answer his own survey honestly, so how can he expect it from anyone else? )

[demonicmiracle]

You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[Quoting memes that he doesn't even know the origin of is CLEARLY a good use of their time here.

Also he knows this isn't really the internet but hey, it's close enough.]

[webdesigned]

lies on the internet? it's more likely than you think

( he's a millennial, Crowley, DoNT DARe PReSuME he can't meme you into the ground )

[demonicmiracle]

It's bloody tragic these things can't handle images, I'm sure there's a gif for the situation we've found ourselves in

[webdesigned]

you know that one dog sitting in a room on fire? just imagine that one.

( it's not quite as good as linking the actual image, but the spirit is there. )

[demonicmiracle]

Having to describe them makes it a bit tragic, really.

[This is what they're reduced to.]

[webdesigned]

yeah... it's not quite the same

( having to relearn humor before memes existed though sounds like quite a task... what was funny in the 60s?? anything ? ?? ? )