text; @crowley

[demonicmiracle]

You'll all want to start wearing as much wool clothing as possible.
If you go into the pond, it'll likely save your life.
You're welcome.

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[webdesigned]

( honestly, no, definitely not. he for sure would. it's a great distraction!!! )

uh, not really, but that doesn't mean you can't be a great nanny, right?
my uncle was sort of a grumbly tough guy and he was great.

it is a weird mix, right? i wonder if there's some common feature. a reason they chose us.

[demonicmiracle]

[Well then he's definitely as bad as the fake Antichrist.]

You'd have to ask the boy whether I do an alright job of it, but he hasn't had any complaints so far.

Could be some similarity between us all, but it strikes me as unlikely. There are all sorts of folks here and I have little in common with most of them.

[webdesigned]

you've kinda got a cool uncle vibe going on, so, i bet his yelp review would be largely positive

there's got to be a reason we were all grabbed though, right? if not some commonality, it has to be something

[demonicmiracle]

[Caught between being touched by that and thinking it's gross that anyone would consider him soft enough to be an uncle.

So he's just going to not fully address it.]

Yelp reviews written entirely by seven year old children is a brilliant idea, actually.

Likely we all just have shit luck. Unless you've some very exciting secret you're keeping from the class that makes you special.

[webdesigned]

haha right? get those suburban white moms outta there, what does little timmy have to say about this establishment? kids tell you how it is, i bet it'd have some meaningful commentary

( making jokes about yelp is WAY easier than trying to skirt around the slightly knowing inquiry about whether he's special. )

um, nothing that seems likely to be the all encompassing commonality that got us all stuck here, anyway

( that is kinda an inadvertent "yup" on the secret thing, isn't it? whoops. )

[demonicmiracle]

Who gives a shit whether the food is good, I'd like to know what colour crayons a place has.

[This is....... a deeply stupid conversation.]

Back to square one, then. Maybe we ought to do a survey.

[webdesigned]

( welcome to conversations with Peter Parker. they're either earbleedingly stupid OR so ridiculously scientific, good luck trying to follow. and the earbleeding stupid can sneak into the science. )

i know you're being sarcastic but it'd probably be good information
if we could count on people to answer the survey reliably, and we definitely can't

( hell, he wouldn't even answer his own survey honestly, so how can he expect it from anyone else? )

[demonicmiracle]

You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[Quoting memes that he doesn't even know the origin of is CLEARLY a good use of their time here.

Also he knows this isn't really the internet but hey, it's close enough.]

[webdesigned]

lies on the internet? it's more likely than you think

( he's a millennial, Crowley, DoNT DARe PReSuME he can't meme you into the ground )

[demonicmiracle]

It's bloody tragic these things can't handle images, I'm sure there's a gif for the situation we've found ourselves in

[webdesigned]

you know that one dog sitting in a room on fire? just imagine that one.

( it's not quite as good as linking the actual image, but the spirit is there. )

[demonicmiracle]

Having to describe them makes it a bit tragic, really.

[This is what they're reduced to.]

[webdesigned]

yeah... it's not quite the same

( having to relearn humor before memes existed though sounds like quite a task... what was funny in the 60s?? anything ? ?? ? )